Last updated: July 5, 2025

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📦 Shipping
All orders are packed with care and shipped from California. Please allow 5–7 business days for order processing before shipment.

Once your order ships, you’ll receive a tracking number via email. Shipping times may vary depending on your location and chosen shipping method.

Currently, we only ship within select countries.

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🔁 Returns & Exchanges
At this time, returns and exchanges are not accepted. All sales are final.

If your item arrives damaged or there’s an issue with your order, please reach out via the contact form within 7 days of delivery, and we’ll do our best to make it right.

Thank you for supporting indie authors — and for being part of this spicy, chaotic little corner of the universe.